Wednesday, March 12, 2008

No Headaches!

I am especially tired today because we've been running at a ridiculous pace... and in anticipation of tonights chaos I left work a few minutes early in hopes of cramming in one more thing. But, Tony beat me home... and the house is totally cleaned, the laundry's done, he hired a guy to work on finishing remodeling the boys new rooms (and they'll move in this weekend!), and...

I fell in love all over again... so no headaches tonight!

But I'll share this email anyway... just because I laughed !!!

God said, "Adam, I Want you to do Something for Me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You Want me to do?" God said, "Go down Into that valley." Adam said, "What's a Valley?" God explained it to Him. Then God said, "Cross the river."Adam said, "What's a River?" God explained that To him, and then said, "Go over to the hill...." Adam said, "What is a Hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On The other side of the Hill you will find a Cave." Adam said, "What's a Cave?" After God explained, He said, "In the cave You will find a woman." Adam said, "What's a Woman?" So God explained That to him, too. Then, God said, "I Want you toReproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under His breath), "Geez....." And then, just like Everything else,
God Explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down Into the valley, Across the river, and Over the hill, into the Cave, and finds the Woman. Then, in about five Minutes,
he was back. God, His patience Wearing thin, said Angrily, "What is itNow?" And Adam said.... * * (YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!)** ***

"What's a headache?"



Anonymous said...

To the men of the wives who read and make comments on these blogs: I am not really any different than any of you, except maybe the fact that my schedule allows me to do some things others of you can't. However, I will say this: You NEED to listen to this, and I mean REALLY LISTEN!!!! You must realize that YOU MARRIED UP!!!! Waaaaaaaayyyyyy up, and no matter how much laundry, mopping, or cleaning you do, it will never measure up to the woman that carried your child(ren) for 9 months at a time. That same woman who puts up with you being a jerk, p@*s, and a$$hole all on the same day. If you don't treat your wife the way the queen of the universe deserves to be treated, then you better start looking for a good dog-house, because that is where you deserve to be sleeping tonight. Rachel, I love you more than life itself, and I appreciate you more every day. You truly are my queen, and if you have a headache, I would love to bring you some aspirin!

Jenny said...

Oh. My. God. Tony...I love you. :)

Bad Momma said...

I think I have to print "anonymous"'s comment & give it to my hubby!

I saw an article recently that married men who help with housework get more lovin'!

Let me know when Tony starts his Husband School!

Akela Joy said...

Just love your blog; your boys and a husband that helps around the house! Wow! you are truly blessed!